I'm sitting here in my room at the Royal Windsor in Brussels, waiting for my body to forgive it whatever terrible wrongs it feels I've done it (I think it is like the Printer from this comic gem), and watching the Antwerp Gymnastics Expo.
Is it just me, or are gymnastics commentators kind of dicks? Because they seem like dicks.
DO YOU SEE WHAT THAT PERSON IS DOING WITH HIS BODY?! IT IS AMAZING! I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT SIDE UP!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OOH, WHAT A SHAME"?! SHUT YOUR FACE, NEGATIVE NANCY.
They ARE dicks! Hypercritical dicks!
ReplyDeleteLet's watch an event together sometime, I will help you cross over to the dark side.
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